I’ve talked a lot about credit card offers, disclosure statements and the importance of reading the fine print. I don’t want to belabor the point, but I received something in the mail today that was just too good not to share.

When I opened the envelope, the first words to greet my eyes were “You are Pre-Approved*” . It took me a few moments to track down the asterisk but when I did, the little footnote said pretty much what I expected it to. I am pre-approved, to receive this application - not a credit card.

The card offers a 9.9% APR for purchases. Doesn’t look too bad, but then I checked out the rest of the disclosure statement. As expected there are transaction fees for cash advances and a higher interest rate. That’s not a problem, still a pretty good deal.

But some of the other fees are pure genius.

Let’s say I am an exemplary customer, always staying within my limit and paying on time. The credit card company thinks I deserve a reward for my responsible account management. If the credit card company reviews my account and decides I rate a limit increase, they will charge me $25. This is not for increases I request, this is for increases made at their discretion. Internet access to my account will be $3.95. There is a copying fee of $3.00, although I am not sure what it is I asked them to copy. There is a penalty APR if I am late with a payment - my 9.9% goes to 19.9% for purchases.

There is an Account Set Up fee of $29.00, a Program Fee of $95.00, the Annual Fee of $48.00, a Participation Fee of $72.00 and if I want an additional card sent to me, there is another $20.00. If I am accepted, all of these fees will be charged to my card upon issuance.

For this “Platinum” card, the initial credit limit will be at least $250.00. Now, say I were to qualify for only the minimum credit limit. When they issue my card they will apply all the above fees. This leaves me with $52 credit available on my new credit card and I am paying 9.9% on nothing but card fees. If I want to use the card to purchase anything I will need a higher credit limit.

At $25 per increase, I hope they never give me one.

The GAO (General Accounting Office) has issued a report on excessive credit card fees and credit dislosure practices.

The report finds that the disclosure statements are still nearly incomprehensible to the average consumer. Penalty fees have more than doubled in the last ten years. Also of concern were hidden fees and transaction fees, such as those for making a payment by phone.

As I cautioned in an earlier post you need to read the fine print on your disclosure statement. The disturbing news is that these statements are purposely written above the average reading level of the intended consumers.

Read more at Consumer News Service.